Wallet
It's empty!
Get over it!
What did you expect to happen?
You play around with alts and untested protocols your going to get poor. Quick!
140 x NFTs
Bus Pass & Change
Shit!
You are meeting your aunt in town in half an hour.
How are you going to get there?
Oh wait a minute I've got a bus pass. Yes! Like superman sweeping in at the last minute and saving you. I will never say your name in vane again Transport Authority.
80 x NFTs
Nokia 3310
Basically indestructible!
Legend has it that black boxes on commercial airliners are build using the casings of old Nokia 3310s
The Chuck Norris of phones!
50 x NFTs
Sneakers & Jeans
If you look up from your screen and you DON'T see a pair of crumpled up jeans and trainers on your floor, what are you doing with your life?
A call sign of the permanently disorganised.
27 x NFTs
Golden Pot Noodle
The coup de grâce of a Poor Ape.
Royalty and Kings do not eat better.
When you peal back that top and pour on hot water its nothing but the smell of home.