Welcome to the Accommodation FREE Mint

Where are you going to sleep tonight bear market survivor?

To Be Announced...

Sleeping Bag

Ah Shit!

Mum turfed me out, Dave won't let me crash on his floor and Bill is out of town (& I'm not breaking into his house again, he'll kill me).

What am I going to do?

It's times like this I wish I had sold every BTC fork as soon as it was created.

Bo#*ocks!

Time to unwrap 'old faithful' and get some shut eye.

40 x NFTs

Couch

'Ah cheers mate!'

'I swear if I was not able to crash here I would probable be sleeping in a sleeping bag or something'

Your friend looks at you with those wary eyes that just say 'When are you going to get a job?'

Your mates don't understand. This is the future. It's going to change everything. (even big corporations are using it).

But for now your just going to have to put up with a couch.

30 x NFTs

Camp Bed

'Thanks Gran & Gramps'.

It might smell of old biscuits and tea, but then beggers can't be choosers.

And the cost is a sympathetic ear to never ending stories of the past ... all night.

20 x NFTs

Basement Bed

Sorry Mum & Dad.

I didn't mean what I said.

You don't drink in the toilets at work to stave off the existential abyss of office life for a few minutes.

... & your pensions are safe with the banks. (yeah right!)

Can I please use the bead in the basement till the market stops shitting over my bags?

7 x NFTs

Temporary Accommodation

A f*#k at last!!

No more crashing in no-coiners houses!

Finally I can get some sleep on something that is flat without Jeff's toe in my ear.

Long story.

This isn't the right place.

3 x NFTs